Bigfoot Caught Red-Handed
Bigfoot Seen “Shopping” At Mandy’s, Leaves With Perfect Shasta Daisy
Leonie swears it wasn’t the wind. “He grinned, waved, and walked off with the healthiest daisy on the lot.”
South Granville — I opened the garden center early and heard gravel crunch near the pond. I looked up and there he was—tall, shaggy, and absolutely unbothered—carrying a Shasta daisy that looked like it had its own gym membership.
“He didn’t sneak. He smiled like a regular customer, checked the tag, and kept walking. I said, ‘Good morning.’ He nodded.” — Leonie
Local lore says he’s been adjusting price tags after dark. If so, the horticulture is solid: fall really is the best time to plant, and the Sasquatch Slash on September 20th is his favorite day to “negotiate.”
If you spot him, please don’t feed him donuts. Do ask what he recommends for full sun and deer pressure—his picks are suspiciously good.